Updated on 2nd February 2005

Now, I sell a lot of components all year round, on eBay, Findit.co.uk, ukKarting.com, racecar.co.uk etc. etc. and as such these ads seem to get seen by a lot of people. Mainly it seems, people wishing to overpay me for my items. Basically, I've got to the point now where I can expect 10-15 emails from the Nigerian scam shops for each advert I place on the popular forums.

Initially, I just deleted them, they can generally be seen a mile away -

• typically bad English
• no idea what the product is (they just copy the ad title each time)
• offer to overpay you and request you to transfer the difference (less some money for your trouble)
• any type of bankers cheque
• use of shipping agent

Sometimes the initial mail is well written and so you, niaively, spend ten minutes typing a detailed reply on the car/kart/component, only to receive the next email "I wish to pay you xxx + xxx amount, my associate owes me money, please cash my cheque and pay me the difference taking xxx for your troubles" (the scam works as the international cheque funds initially become available, you transfer the excess, ten days later the cheque is bounced as it is completely fake, the funds removed from your account, the scammers already have their cut, you're left with the huge deficit).

Well, after having to put up with this crap for months, I decided if I'm going to reply I may as well have some fun with them - make them waste some time getting out their English phrasebook in the Internet cafe and trying to understand what to reply. Sooooo, lets see what we can get these annoying scammers to say and maybe educate a few people in what the scammer mails look like...

And yes, I am five years old :P And yes, I'll update them as they come in - coming soon will be comedy cheque names :)

If you have any of your own you'd like to submit or if you wish to send in some feedback just drop me a mail on scammers@fluke-motorsport.co.uk.

-----Original Message-----
From: kevin butt [mailto:kevin_butt00z@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 28 October 2004 05:02
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: 250N Gearbox Kart. Zip Eagle Chassis


Hello,gee_fin
Am kevin, a citizen of united kingdom,i'm interested in your(250N Gearbox Kart.
Zip Eagle Chassis)firstly i want know  the present condition of it and at the
same time i want you to give me the actual  price and pics for it so i think my
best way of payment should be cashier cheque so i will  be expecting your mail
soon with the detail
required for.
Best Regard.
kevin .



gee_fin  wrote:
Hello Kevin,

Present condition is very good, photos are available on the site,
actual price is £1,400.

gee.
______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: kevin butt [mailto:kevin_butt00z@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 28 October 2004 14:47
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart. Zip Eagle Chassis


Hello,gee
Thanks so much for your concern in this transaction.also i want you to
know that i'm o.k with the price and their is no need for me to take a
look at it any more because presently i'm far away from u.k and so i want
you to know that i have give my client a call  about the cheque to be
issued and send to you  i told him to send you the cheque of 4,500pounds
and all this is because i want you to forward the excess fund to my
shipping agent to which will come for the cater pick-up of the(250N
Gearbox Kart and some other items i bought in the city) so i want you to
please kindly make the funds send to my shipper immediately you received
the payment,so if you are o.k with this i want you to please kindly reply
this mail and gave me you full name,address and cell phone number to which
my client will be forwarding the cheque to..Hope to hear from you on time.
regard.
kevin butt.



gee_fin  wrote:
Sure, I'm okay with this. I would just like to check some points with you.
Due to the excessive vibration in the kart (it is a very extreme machine at
the pinnacle of the karting world) you need to take a vitamin suppliment
before driving. I have these in the form of tablets, they can be sourced
from any karting shop and are a common form of pill (used to combat motion
sickness), they are sold in the UK under the name of "Sheet" (trademarked).
I have two spare containers of Sheet I can sell with the kart (no extra costs).
Can you eat sheet?

So, if you are okay with eating Sheet, I can pass on the payment details to you.

Cheers,
gee.

P.S. I hope that you you are not allergic to vitamin suppliments because I
would hate for you to eat Sheet and die.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: kevin butt [mailto:kevin_butt00z@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 28 October 2004 15:18
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: i can eat sheet


sheet? yes I can eat sheet .i will take care it i want you send detail to
me ontime for my client to issue the cheque on time .thank's
kevin.



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 28 October 2004 15:26
To: 'kevin butt'
Subject: RE: i can eat sheet


Excellent, I'm very pleased to hear you're a Sheet eater. I also find it helps
to take in some a glucose/salt mix before driving the kart, the most common
form of this is marketed over here as "Skrotum" in the form of a strip, I also
have some of these I can supply with the kart, so, I would also hope that you
can lick my Skrotum?

Hope to hear from you soonest so we can sort out payment details.

Cheers,
gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: kevin butt [mailto:kevin_butt00z@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 28 October 2004 22:12
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: i can eat sheet


yes i can lick your Skrotum send me the payment details



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 28 October 2004 22:28
To: 'kevin butt'
Subject: RE: i can eat sheet


Excellent, I had you figured as a Skrotum licking Sheet eater.

If you could make the cheque payable to my team-mate Yurac it would
be most appreciated (he has the necessary funds to transfer).

Cheque: Yurac Hunt
Address: Fluke Motorsport Ltd, xxxxxxxxx-edited-xxxxxxxxxx
Phone: 0898 505050

Cheers,
gee.
______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

It's like shooting fish in a barrel now...

-----Original Message-----
From: patrick lewil [mailto:patricklewil@outgun.com]
Sent: 27 October 2004 22:43
To: gee@gardenhousehotel.com
Subject: 1991 PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback

Hello,
i am Mr Patrick Lewil,enquiring for the 1991 PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr
Hatchback that you posted on the internet,i was surfing on the
internet when i saw the advert.The price on the ad reads £800,i will
like to know the lowest price it will go for.I guess this is okay
with you.  Thanks as i anticipate your response.  Kind regards.

Patrick


----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'patrick lewil'" 
Subject: RE: 1991   PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 22:53:40 +0100

Hi Patrick,

£800 is the lowest price I'm afraid, it's in great condition, a good
runner and has six months tax/mot.

gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: patrick lewil [mailto:patricklewil@outgun.com]
Sent: 27 October 2004 23:13
To: gee_fin
Subject: payment/shipping........

Hello,
Thanks for the quick response to my mail.I am enquiring from the
Switzerland,i would have loved to come take a look and test drive
it.So this is how i will want us to seal the transaction cos i dont
want any delay at all.Being that i am enquiring from Switzerland.i am
going instruct my associate in the UK to issue you a certified
cashiers check of £4500 which will be for both the shipping and your
own money £800.So all i will want you to do when you recieve the
check, is to deduct your own money and send the remaining shipping
funds through VIA WESTERN UNION to my international shipping agent
,once he recieves the funds,he will come over to your location the
very next day for pick up,now the money wired to the shipper is his
fees for his services,transportation to your location and back to
me,also for all charges that may arise along this transaction because
i will want it to be delivered to me safe and sound without any
damages, i shall send you my shipper address as soon as i contact him.
So if this terms are okay by you i will need your contact address and
home number so that i can forward to my associate who will be issueing
you the check.I look forward to your reply.
Thanks and Regards,
patrick..

N/B:The shipping funds will be wired to my international agent that
will come for the pickup he will be the one to arrange the shipping
from UK to where i am living.Now that i think we have an agreement I
will like you to remove the advert you placed on the website so that
you will recieve no more offers.I will give you a call as soon as you
reply with the info required to send cheque: NAME ........
FULL ADDRESS.........
CITY............
STATE.........
COUNTRY.....
ZIPCODE........
Phone number Office / cell.......



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'patrick lewil'" 
Subject: RE: payment/shipping........
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 23:20:12 +0100


FFS, yeah, sounds great, the car has a couple of minor flaws which
I should point out before we continue with the transaction. Firstly,
there is a slight dent above the passenger door handle. Also, the
right rear indicator has a hairline crack. Finally, the engine has a
fist sized hole where piston number three exited the block at 14,000rpm.

Is any of this a problem or can we still go ahead with the
transaction?

gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: patrick lewil [mailto:patricklewil@outgun.com]
Sent: 27 October 2004 23:46
To: gee_fin
Subject: RE: payment/shipping........


Hello,
Thanks for the mail.I don't think they are problems since you said
they are just minor.I will like us to go ahead with the transaction.
Thanks and regards, Patrick.



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee@gardenhousehotel.com]
Sent: 27 October 2004 23:53
To: 'patrick lewil'
Subject: RE: payment/shipping........


Yes, just minor things, finally, just a few more to mention, the
stereo is missing it's tuning knob and therefore it's permanently
tuned to Radio 4. There is a small stain on the rear seat from that
memorable night when my girlfriend had one smirnoff ice too many and
just couldn't wait to get me home, finally, I have completely
removed the transmission to save weight.

If all of this is okay, I can send you through the details for
payment and you can send me through the shipping instructions.

gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: patrick lewil [mailto:patricklewil@outgun.com]
Sent: 28 October 2004 00:38
To: gee_fin
Subject: RE: payment/shipping........


Hello,
 Yes,it is okay with me,i will have to do that when i get it to
 my place. Patrick....



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee@gardenhousehotel.com]
Sent: 28 October 2004 00:43
To: 'patrick lewil'
Subject: RE: payment/shipping........


Excellent, would it be okay if I took the stereo out? Sentimental
value you see, it was the stereo that was playing 'our' song when
my girlfriend let me earn my brown wings. Could I perhaps retain
the rear view mirror? It was through this that I first saw my
girlfriend when I gave her and her friends a lift home from
the Spearmint Rhino. Also, the wheels are of particular interest
to me, as they were with me when I had the multiple roll over accident
in the car. Could I perhaps retain them?

Payment details will follow if this is all okay with you.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

Ahh, one of my first and finest, the usual line-in developed into some fun....

-----Original Message-----
From: terry more [mailto:terrymore@outgun.com]
Sent: 19 October 2004 03:46
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)

Hello,
I was opportuned to see your advertised 250N Gearbox Kart
(Zip/Yamaha).So I picked interest in it, moreso with the full
description that was attached to with the advert ,kindly get back
to me with your actaul selling price. Also i will like to know if
you will accept a bank draft or a certified personal cheque for the
payment . Since I have not seen the pictures i will like to know
it's present condition. Your fast responce will highly be
appreciated .

Regards.
Terry



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'terry more'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 11:10:54 +0100

Hi,

I will only sell the kart to someone who enjoys big hairy donkey
balls, do you enjoy big hairy donkey balls? I bet you do.

gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: terry more [mailto:terrymore@outgun.com]
Sent: 19 October 2004 19:32
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)

Hello ,
Thanks for the message yes am interested big hairy donkey balls,so
hope to hear from you soonest.

Terry



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'terry more'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:44:02 +0100

That is good news, do you also enjoy big floppy donkey cock? Because
if you do, you will love this kart.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: terry more [mailto:terrymore@outgun.com]
Sent: 20 October 2004 00:33
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)


Hello gee_fin,
Thanks for your message.i want to tell you that am interested in floppy
donkey cock so please get back to me with the actual price the type of
payment you want so that i can move further with the payment,hope to
hear from you soonest.


Terry

----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'terry more'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:44:02 +0100


Excellent, you sound perfect for the kart. I think you will really enjoy it,
along with big floppy donkey cock and lots of hairy donkey balls. The kart is
for sale at the cut-price of £14,000. A bargain, since you love the cock so
much (which I need you to assure me you do), I can sell you it at the reduced
rate of £13,950.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: terry more [mailto:terrymore@outgun.com]
Sent: 20 October 2004 03:52
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)

Hello gee_fin,

Thanks for your mail.i will like to you send me your full name and
address so tht i can send you the check for the payment and we can
move further for the picking of the goods,hope to h ear from you
soonest.

Terry.



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'terry more'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 11:59:46 +0100

I cannot do this until you assure me that you love the cock.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: terry more [mailto:terrymore@outgun.com]
Sent: 20 October 2004 19:58
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)

Then whtever u want to do ok? just tell you in my last mail before
this tht am in interested so wht do u need again,well whtever,hope to
hear from you soonest.

Terry



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'terry more'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:01:06 +0100

You're interested in cock?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: terry more [mailto:terrymore@outgun.com]
Sent: 21 October 2004 00:09
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)


yes, I am interested in cock



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'terry more'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:01:06 +0100

Ah, but do you *love* the cock?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

Well, we've all heard the stories, time to see if we can get some photographic evidence to confirm or dispell the myth...

-----Original Message-----
From: micheal micheal [mailto:micheal_20@outgun.com]
Sent: 18 October 2004 17:21
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: 250N Gearbox Kart

am very much interesting in purchaseing your [250N Gearbox
Kart]which the  price is (£1400)and my mode of payment is by
cheque drawn in uk bank and i will like to know the condition
and see the pics,i await your quick response.
Best Regards Micheal.
--



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'micheal micheal'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 17:32:01 +0100

Do you even know what a gearbox kart is?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: micheal micheal [mailto:micheal_20@outgun.com]
Sent: 18 October 2004 17:57
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart

Thanks for the mail,what are you asking me when i said i want to
buy and you are now asking me what a gearbox kart is pls if you
want to sell for me let me know intime.



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'micheal micheal'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 18:04:07 +0100

I ask because gearbox karts require that you are of a certain type
of size in the genital area.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: micheal micheal [mailto:micheal_20@outgun.com]
Sent: 18 October 2004 19:04
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: payment information needed intime.

ok so if you are selling for me kindly forward me your name that we
be on the cheque and your home address to send the cheque to you
including your contact phone number,i we be looking forward to read
from you sooner.



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'micheal micheal'" 
Subject: RE: payment information needed intime.
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:24:18 +0100

Before selling it to you I need to confirm the size of your
genitalia.

I have to be sure that you are going to be able to use the kart.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: micheal micheal [mailto:micheal_20@outgun.com]
Sent: 18 October 2004 19:56
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: payment information needed intime.

pls what did you mean are you selling or not let me know.



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'micheal micheal'" 
Subject: RE: payment information needed intime.
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:00:20 +0100


I will sell the kart, however, as said, to use the kart, your genitals
need to be of a certain size. If they are not of this size then you
will not be able to drive the kart. This is how you know whether a kart is
right for you or not. It is based on genital size. So, in order to
know if you will be able to use the kart I need to know the size of
your genitals.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: micheal micheal [mailto:micheal_20@outgun.com]
Sent: 19 October 2004 09:27
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: payment information needed intime.


Thanks for the mail,you know am purchaseing this kart for my clint so i
can know the size of it so if you are through with me kindly get back with
me includeing the payment information to issue out the cheque to you intime.



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'micheal micheal'" 
Subject: RE: payment information needed intime.
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:00:20 +0100

Well then I need to know the size of your clints genitals. Photographs would
help. Perhaps of him posing in a suggestive manner looking coyly over his shoulder.
To sell the kart to someone with the wrong size genitals would simply be pointless.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

Funnily enough, haven't heard much from this guy for a while since...

Lovely to see more women getting interested in motorsport...

-----Original Message-----
From: jenny cole [mailto:jenny_inc01@yahoo.com]
Sent: 21 October 2004 21:38
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: your 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)!!!


Hi,
   I saw your advert through an internet search and find out that you are
   having your bike accessories "250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)" for sale
   at the total rate of £1,400.....I am into buying and importing of used
   bikes,accessories and other essential parts of a bike i am located in
   Germany......So,i am highly interested in your car so i would be needing
   you to let me know your last offer for the car...And also as regards to
   the shipping i already have a reputable shipping company that handles my
   own shipping privately so that is not a problem at all....All i need now
   from you is your last offer for the parts and the present condition of
   the parts,and also i hope payment with a cashier's cheque drawn in a U.K
   Bank is okay by you....Hoping to hear from you soon.....
Regards,
Jenny.........



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 21 October 2004 21:43
To: 'jenny cole'
Subject: RE: your 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)!!!


Hi Jenny,

Lovely to hear from a woman interested in karts, it reminds me of the day my
dear mother first stepped into her 1994 Ferrari Formula One car and took the
lap record at Fiorano. It was a very emotional day for us all. Do tell me
about your mother, has she ever slipped one up the inside or taken someone
roughly from behind? Perhaps your mother double teamed some rugby players
for a video on the Internet? I'm sure I have seen her do this.

gee.
______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

A work in progress :)

-----Original Message-----
From: JOE SEAN [mailto:joe_sean@graffiti.net]
Sent: 20 October 2004 12:12
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: 250N Gearbox Kart


Goodday,
My name is Joe Sean,I came across your 250N Gearbox Kart which am
intersted in buying it, let me know if you can arrange for shipment
and also the exact condition of the 250N Gearbox Kart, if not I will
arrange for the shipment myself. Please let me know the exact selling
price. To let you know my mode of payment will be by a Certfy
Cashier's Check drawn from U.K bank in regards of your payment. Let me
hear from you if this is okey with you, Looking forward to read from
you. Regards, Joe.



----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'JOE SEAN'" 
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 12:47:15 +0100


Goodday Joe,

The condition is excellent, the only damaged part of the kart is it's
schlong. The schlong could do with a bit more length, perhaps some
love and attention. Are you willing to give your full attention and
show the schlong a lot of love? It is very important.

Cheers,
gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: JOE SEAN [mailto:joe_sean@graffiti.net]
Sent: 21 October 2004 19:32
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart


Hello,
Thanks for the mail, no problem about taking care of your schlong, why would'nt
i take care of what i realy need, and full attention will given also.
Let me have the selling price. Thanks Joe.



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 21 October 2004 20:46
To: 'JOE SEAN'
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart


The selling price is £14,500. This includes the rampant rabbit attachment for the
kart, which no doubt you will get hours of pleasure from, am I correct?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

Another work in progress...

-----Original Message-----
From: rooney williams [mailto:rooney_williams2003@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 20 October 2004 01:48
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)


Hello  fin ,

I am Rooney Williams ,Internet manager for Bennard  Procurements,7-8
Cavendish Row Upper Croydon rd, Victoria Garden,Dublin.We  purchase
automotives and other electrical and electronic equipment for customers
here in Europe,and we get paid in commission,after payment has been
confirmed by the seller to the buyer.I write you on behalf of our client
to contact you and arrange for the buying and shipment of your engine
which our client saw on the internet.We would like to know its conditions
,and  then probably arrange for payment to get to you and ,subsequent
shipment.
My customer is willing to pay asking price of $1,400 and also arrange for
pick up once payment is confirmed cleared by you. Please acknowledge the
offer and we will inform the buyer of your confirmation of acceptance to
sell and have the funds remitted to you as soon as possible.
Thanks
Williams



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 20 October 2004 11:59
To: 'rooney williams'
Subject: RE: 250N Gearbox Kart (Zip/Yamaha)


Hello Williams,

Sounds fantastic, however, to sell the kart I need to know some of *your* details.
Could you please let me know -

Your Mother's maiden name:
Your Mother's hair color:
Your Mother's marital status:
Your Mother's bra size:
Your Mother's sexual turn on's:

Once I have this information, I can sell the engine to you.

Cheers,
gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

Strange, I didn't hear much back from this one...

-----Original Message-----
From: segun ajayi [mailto:coollio@37.com]
Sent: 22 October 2004 12:50
To: glen_gregory@hotmail.com
Subject: Transaction


hello,


   How is the day with you?Hope things is going on fine?
I am an agent that deals with automobile sale through out the country
and i am intrested in buying what u placed as an advert on internet.
   So pls i will like to get the finally price and the pics of it all.So
as to
know how i can transact the biz with you.
   Am in Nigeria at present and i always travelled whenever my customers
want me
to come and see the goods in thier showroom.

   Thanks and God bless.

best Regards,

AJAYI OLUWASEGUN JAMES.



Reply-To: 
"gee_fin"  "'segun ajayi'"
 RE: TransactionDate: Fri, 22 Oct 2004
2:57:08 +0100

Hi,

The day with me is fine. I am selling many cars and karts. Which car
are you interested in? Would it be the Ford Cock (£5,999), the Fiat
Erection (£6,500), the Porsche Ejaculation (£25,000) or the stunning
Ferarri Fister (£59,000)?

Cheers,
gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
rom: segun ajayi [mailto:coollio@37.com]
Sent: 22 October 2004 13:15
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: Transaction



hello,
   i wanted to nuy the Ford Cock (£5,999)



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 22 October 2004 13:20
To: 'segun ajayi'
Subject: RE: Transaction


Hi,

I actually have two Ford Cocks in stock, would you like to nuy
the special Edition Ford 'Hard' Cock (£6,450) or the standard
Ford 'Limp' Cock (£5,999)?

Cheers,
gee.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



----Original Message-----
From: segun ajayi [mailto:coollio@37.com]
Sent: 22 October 2004 16:57
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: Transaction


hello,
   I saw ya mail sent to me.
So about the biz.I will like to buy the standard Ford 'Limp Cock (£5,999).
So pls do this transaction with me well incase of next time.



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 22 October 2004 17:05
To: 'segun ajayi'
Subject: RE: Transaction


Sounds like we will have a good deal here. I am just concerned a little though,
are you sure you can take care of my limp cock? It is need of some love and attention.

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com



-----Original Message-----
From: segun ajayi [mailto:coollio@37.com]
Sent: 22 October 2004 19:26
To: gee_fin@spam.com
Subject: RE: Transaction



hello,

   Yes i promise u that i can take very good care of it.



-----Original Message-----
From: gee_fin [mailto:gee_fin@spam.com]
Sent: 23 October 2004 00:23
To: 'segun ajayi'
Subject: RE: Transaction


Excellent, I am looking forward to you taking care of my limp cock
and it's good to know that it's in good hands. Out of interest, do
you love the cock?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com

One of them just has to say it soon lol....

----Original Message-----
From: solomon smith [mailto:solomonsmith@fastermail.com]
Sent: 08 November 2004 03:00
To: gee@gardenhousehotel.com
Subject: 1991 PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback

Hello,
I saw your advert on the web and i am intrested in your 1991   PEUGEOT
205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback MODEL.
I am ready to buy for £770.
If my offer is okay,kindly reply back as soon as you get this mail.
Thanks. Solomon smith.


----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'solomon smith'" 
Subject: RE: 1991   PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 10:55:54 -0000

Excellent, wonderful news. Yes, your offer is fine. Are you aware of
the side effects of driving this car?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: solomon smith [mailto:solomonsmith@fastermail.com]
Sent: 08 November 2004 11:29
To: gee_fin
Subject: RE: 1991 PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback

hi there am not aware let me now ok and give me more info about that
car ok.


----- Original Message -----
From: "gee_fin" 
To: "'solomon smith'" 
Subject: RE: 1991   PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 20:53:21 -0000

Well, everyone who has driven the car has shortly afterwards had their
anal sanctity violated. I mean *everyone*. Is this a problem for you?

______________________________________________________

gee_fin@spam.com


-----Original Message-----
From: solomon smith [mailto:solomonsmith@fastermail.com]
Sent: 08 November 2004 21:20
To: gee_fin
Subject: RE: 1991 PEUGEOT 205 1.1 XR 3dr Hatchback


Hello,
     this is not a problem at all.

I'm such a child, but I can't help but laugh

Success!!


This one actually made me laugh, I had to set up an email address for yu@fluke-motorsport.co.uk before he would send the cheque lol


At least go to the damn effort man! "Five thousand five hundred and pounds only" FFS

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